It's my turn to be brave.
YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENY
WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASE
AND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG
WANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS
‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSE
READING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARING
I’M HOOKED AND I AIN’T CARING
OH BABY I WANT AN E-READER
AND A MEANINGFUL METER
MY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN ME THAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKES ME SO BRAINY
(Source: thedailywhat, via vykkyyisbored)
And now we have come full circle.
Christ
How high are you guys
IT JUST GOT A 1000000000000000000xBETTER
(Source: bootox, via mishaballin)
me: finishes book
me: slowly closes book
me: exhales slowly
me: inhales slowly
me:
me:
me:
me: PTERODACTYL SCREECH
me: DYING WHALE NOISES
me: LION ROAR
“The secret of a good lie is don’t overly explain, and throw in one good detail.”













