May 2013
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basedkuroko:
my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE
the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone
BUT WHAT IF SOMEONE SAT ON THAT? DID HE THINK THAT THROUGH?
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nachosinthetardis:
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It’s so weird when people are squeamish about seeing brains because that’s their own brain making a decision that it looks disgusting. Brains don’t like how they look.
self conscious brains aww
brains that don’t like what they look like because they’re not supposed to be visible
because if they’re visible something is...
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i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions
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perspicaciousbovril:
There’s always that one fictional character that you have such a complicated relationship with because you love them but you also know that if they were real you’d punch them in the face at least once a day
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lea-michele:
this is quite literally the best picture of cory and lea i have ever seen
are they watching a hockey game or season 4 of glee nobody can say for sure
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people: writing isn't ART
people: digital art isn't ART
people: photography isn't ART
people: video-making isn't ART
people: animation isn't ART
people: music isn't ART
people: theater isn't ART
me: if I paint the Mona Lisa with your blood would that be ART
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turklet:
when a character in a movie or book says the title in conversation
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When I sing...
lolsofunny:
laugh-addict:
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when my favorite song play on the radio:
in the shower:
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if someone asks me to sing:
(lol here!)
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vincentvangaylord:
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grandkanye:
imagine if giraffes had 2 legs
That just looks like the front view of a giraffe.
oh well excuse me princess do u need a sideview of it prancing through nature
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tardisheart:
DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!
April 2013
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LESSONS YOU CAN LEARN FROM MUSICALS
Les Miserables: Stealing a loaf of bread may seem like a good idea, but it will literally fuck up your entire life.
Spring Awakening: If you get laid, you die. If you don't get laid, you die. Also don't trust your parents.
Chicago: It's ok to murder people as long as you wear lingerie and can sing and dance.
The King and I: Racism doesn't count if you sing about it.
Avenue Q: Everyone is a little bit racist sometimes! Oh and puppet sex is incredibly awkward, but you can be as loud as you want while you are doing it.
The Book of Mormon: It's always nice to have something to believe in, but that doesn't help the fact that you still have maggots in your scrotum.
My Fair Lady: People will like you if you talk like you have a broom stick up your ass.
Hairspray: In the 60s, people will hate you if you're overweight, UNLESS you also hang out with black people.
RENT: AIDS really blows.
A Chorus Line: If you ever audition for a musical chorus, you better have a goddamn good story as to why you became a dancer.
Grease: If your boyfriend doesn't like you, change absolutely everything about yourself to please him.
The Phantom of the Opera: When choosing between a controlling boyfriend and a sociopath composer with a messed up face who dwells in an opera house's basement, take your sweet damn time.
Rocky Horror Picture Show: Finding refuge from a storm in a mansion who's owner is a transvestite will make you inexplicably horny, and seemingly bisexual.
bare: God don't make no trash.
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Watchkrisallenr:
fuck
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Just so we're clear
Cocaine possession: 3-5 years in prison
Crack possession: 15 years in prison
Pirating music: Civil lawsuit and/or up to five years in prison
What these little rapist shits got: One year in prison
Stealing bread: 5 years for what you did, the rest because you tried to run.
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sithlordtennant:
fauxjuggernaut:
You is kind
You is smart
You is going to fail all of your classes if you don’t get the fuck off tumblr.
I hate this because it’s true.
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castiel-is-a-bluebird:
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juicylouture:
what if one day
STAFF WE LOVE YOU
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oathkeeping:
when a fanfiction you love ends but then you find out it has a sequel
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angry-twinkle:
joining a new fandom
developing a crush on a character from that fandom
sEEING THAT CHARACTER DOING CUTE THINGS
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okiswonderful:
theindependentvigilante:
My favorite part of the Hunger Games is the fact that the books aren’t supposed to be all about the love triangle yet that’s the only thing the media really cares about.
DO YOU ALL REALIZE THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT THE CAPITOL PAID ATTENTION TO TOO. THEIR MAIN FOCUS WAS THAT DAMN LOVE TRIANGLE AND OUR MEDIA DOES THE SAME THING. I DON’T LIKE HOW SIMILAR THESE...
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timelordy-teganbreann:
swim-two-birds:
If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers.
are you telling me that shakespeare was doing mother jokes in his plays
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When the director is busy and you're trying to get...
whatshouldtheatrecallme:
It’s like
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shubbabang:
In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in.
And that was the first time I saw a penis
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sherlockian-rhapsody:
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thegirlincendio:
What if heaven is a giant movie theater where you can watch fanfiction as movies and your otp is canon and there’s free refills on popcorn
You know… normal girls just daydream about getting married and perfect outfits.
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oi-dancing-boy:
comickit:
jengablocktetris:
if you ship two professors is it a scholarship?
get out
#he wants the phd
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los-piercetheveils:
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fionaaelizabeth:
If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
what do coral even get stressed about
Current events
Get out
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radotsuki:
do you ever like have a name totally ruined for you because you knew some asshole with that name and now no matter the person’s own virtues they have to get over this huge hurdle which is their name
